"Roses are Red Violets are sick ." NSFW Valentine Card

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A crisp, cheeky set of greeting cards made for the person who prefers dry humor over flowery sentiment. Each card features bold, minimalist text on bright white 270gsm stock that reads like a quick, knowing note from a friend who gets your sarcasm. The simple design and high-quality paper let the punchline take center stage, while included envelopes make it ready to send. Available in single cards or packs (1, 10, 30, 50) and in multiple sizes and finishes so you can choose a satin-coated shine or a matte, understated feel. These cards sit nicely on a counter or in a stack, waiting for the right moment to make someone laugh, roll their eyes, or both.

Product features
- Printed on 270gsm premium white paper
- Available in multiple sizes, quantities (1/10/30/50) and finishes
- Double-sided print with horizontal or vertical options
- Front cover overlap with 1/16 inch gap (industry standard)
- Envelopes included; blanks sourced from USA

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
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A crisp, cheeky set of greeting cards made for the person who prefers dry humor over flowery sentiment. Each card features bold, minimalist text on bright white 270gsm stock that reads like a quick, knowing note from a friend who gets your sarcasm. The simple design and high-quality paper let the punchline take center stage, while included envelopes make it ready to send. Available in single cards or packs (1, 10, 30, 50) and in multiple sizes and finishes so you can choose a satin-coated shine or a matte, understated feel. These cards sit nicely on a counter or in a stack, waiting for the right moment to make someone laugh, roll their eyes, or both.

Product features
- Printed on 270gsm premium white paper
- Available in multiple sizes, quantities (1/10/30/50) and finishes
- Double-sided print with horizontal or vertical options
- Front cover overlap with 1/16 inch gap (industry standard)
- Envelopes included; blanks sourced from USA

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.